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Hey Useful Idiots,

So there’s good news and bad news. The good news, as I made up in another Absurd Arena, is that the DNC listened to Useful Idiots and decided to hold a Democratic Debate. The bad news, because they liked the show so much, is that they’re assigning us the job of running Joe Biden’s debate prep.

That’s right, we have to (literally, as some claim) play devil’s advocate and prepare the oldest man we know for a debate against the left. We must decide when he should dodge, deflect, fight back, or answer honestly, think up the best tactics for burying the opponent to make him look good, find the perfect moment to claim everything the other side has said is all Russian propaganda.

What should Joe say if they bring up his proxy war?

His anti-union, pro-student debt, weapons-dealer-loving, big-pharma-friendly economic policy record?

Or his Trumpian border and foreign policies?

It’s not going to be easy to run cover for the man, but if the New York Times can run cover for Nazis, surely we can try our best.

So join Katie and Wilson at 12pm est for debate prep. Think up what his opponents on the left might challenge him with, and then craft the perfect, dishonest, corrupt, disingenuous response to trick every voter into siding with Joe. We may not like it, but damn it if we’re not good at our job.