Brian Stelter warns Trump will arrest Rachel Maddow

The latest reason to vote: Save Rachel Maddow!

Breaking news from Useful Idiots fan-favorite Brian Stelter on CNN: if Trump is elected, he will throw Rachel Maddow in prison!

How will he have the power to do that? Why didn’t he do that in his first term? Stop asking crazy questions, you unhinged conspiracy theorist.

We’re getting more breaking news now: AOC will also be thrown in jail once Trump is elected! Our source? AOC herself on a recent podcast. You better vote quickly before all the corporate elites are thrown in jail.

Just please, Mr. Trump, don’t take Brian Stelter too.

But while they’re still free, let’s take a look at what these people are still allowed to say on corporate media. On Morning Joe, Donny Deutsch is justifying terrorist logic by questioning who actually counts as a civilian casualty. Do journalists and doctors count as civilians? What about the “hundreds and thousands of rabid Gazans,” do they count? What if some of them support Hamas? Surely they deserve to be massacred, right? We respond to all of Donny’s rabid insanity on Morning Joe.

And Jake Tapper, claiming falsely that Hamas has refused a ceasefire deal, gets called out by another Israeli propagandist. That’s just how good Jake Tapper is.

Plus, an update on the Hunter Biden-Donald Trump convictions. What fun.

It’s a week of lies and craziness, stick with Katie and Aaron. They’ll make you laugh instead of cry.

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