GOP brags Trump hates Palestinians more than Biden does
With debate day announced, the race has begun to out-genocide Genocide Joe
See Katie’s mashup of politicians’ and corporate media’s hypocrisy on Zionist violence here.
Only days after Biden’s big stand against Israel in which he paused a single weapons shipment (and privately acknowledged it was only symbolic), he restarted his funding of Israel’s assault on Gaza with another billion dollars of aid.
This made Republicans nervous. We’re supposed to be the genociders, they thought.
So Doug Burgum, who’s currently on his knees before Donald Trump in hopes of getting a VP nod, took to corporate media to prove that Trump is actually much harsher against Palestinians than Biden ever could be.
Compared to Trump, he says, “Biden is not just negotiating with terrorists, he’s negotiating for the terrorists.” He claims that Biden is putting a red line on Israel instead of on Hamas, and that instead of any conditions, Biden should arm Israel until all the hostages are free.
But Trump and his followers are going to have to do better than that to out-genocide Genocide Joe. Because to top the Republicans, the Biden administration has announced that no hostage deal would bring a ceasefire. No matter what, Biden’s assault rages on.
This bickering and arguing about who gets to kill more Palestinians is unfortunately sure to intensify as we head towards June, when the first debate between Trump and Biden (and no one else, assures a Biden spokesperson on CNN) will take place with the two worst possible moderators you could imagine.
Subscribe to watch the episode and commiserate with Katie and Aaron as they throw down all across corporate media. Sky News is celebrating the attempted assassination of Slovakia’s prime minister, Tim Scott (also on his knees) praises Trump for having the energy of a 40-year-old, CNN warns why Russia is going to steal this election even harder than the other ones, and the Missouri secretary of state has a weird new campaign slogan: “In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay.” We wonder how that will work with voters.
And finally, we’ve got a surprisingly satisfying palate cleanser in which Bill Burr roasts the smug out of Bill Maher. It’s nice to get a win sometimes.
Throw down with Katie and Aaron – they’ll make you laugh instead of cry. Subscribe to watch the full episode here:
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