Nancy Pelosi needs Russiagate Detox
The elder leader of the BlueAnon cult is bringing Russiagate back
Cult Elder Nancy Pelosi is asking the question that she assumes is on all her constituents’ minds: What does Putin have on Trump?
Sure, there was a years-long investigation led by Robert Mueller, where Dems scoured every possible avenue to tie Trump to the Russians, that ended with the disappointing (but predictable) verdict of No Collusion, but that’s not stopping Pelosi and her friends in Congress.
Neither is all the polling that voters don’t want to hear about Trump/Russia conspiracies, and that the genocide in Palestine and the failure of the economy are much more important.
Neither is the fact that Pelosi herself is a foreign agent. If funds from a foreign government would make Trump a Russian agent, then what do the hundreds of thousands of dollars that AIPAC and other Israel lobbies have paid to Pelosi say about her?
But on MSNBC, they’re more than happy to cheer on the return of Russiagate.
That is, of course, when they’re not apologizing for accidentally showing historically-correct maps… After an MSNBC host discussed a map showing Palestine in 1948, she had to issue a retraction because it turns out that history is no longer a reliable source.
And that’s only the beginning of the madness (just wait until you hear how Palestinians only feel like they’re being kicked out of their homes), and Katie and Aaron are doing everything they can to laugh instead of cry at it.
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