RNC Debate Drinking Game Rules
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RNC Debate Drinking Game Rules
The Useful Idiots Republican Debate livestream Wednesday at 8:30pm est on Youtube
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Don't watch the Republican Debate alone. Watch it with your friends at Useful Idiots so you can laugh instead of cry. Tune in at 8:30pm EST when we'll make some predictions and go over the drinking rules. Then we'll stream the actual debate at 9pm EST.
Guests include Medea Benjamin, Bryce Greene, Jack Allison, Samuel Biagetti and more!
Below is a first draft of the drinking rules. Add your own in the comments.
*Take a shot every time they make it clear the war in Ukraine is a proxy war with Russia.
*Take 2 when they say it’s a proxy war with China.
*Drink every OTHER time a candidate other than Chris Christie bends over backwards to NOT criticize Trump.
*Drink every time Chris Christie criticizes Trump.
*Take a shot every time Chris Christie mentions Bon Jovi or Bruce Springsteen
*Drink every other time you forget who Asa Hutchinson is. *Drink every third time you forget who Doug Burgum is.
*Make a cosmo if Nikki Haley makes a girl boss statement. Take a sip whenever she makes another one.
*Drink a bissel of manischevitz whenever someone refers to “cultural Marxism” or praises Israel.
*Take a sip of vodka when they describe Biden/Harris as “radical Leftists” or accuse them of being something that Leftists wish they were.
*Whenever someone mentions inflation drink nothing because you can’t afford it.
RNC Debate Drinking Game Rules
I can never find a way to enjoy political debates, both sides lie, cheat, steal, murder for a living and claim they are doing it for YOU or for DEMOCRACY or some other stupid euphemism for never ending war. The idea of a GOP or DNC debate drinking game just sounds like a horrific way to waste a good drunk.
I wasn't going to subject myself to watching, but if Medea's gonna be there, count me in. I've got a whole bottle of really good tequila, and promise to take a shot if and when Mike Pence refers to his "mommy". Or when Ron DeSantis brags about how asleep he's determined to remain. I expect to be well hungover by the time Trump sucks all the oxygen out of the air turning his surrender to the authorities into a campaign event, with the happily provided assistance of the mainstream media.