What terms should be added to the Idiots Guide to Useful Idiots?

We’ve got a lot of terms and inside jokes to keep track of, like whether to Spunt a chasm, or if it’s still necrophilia when it involves sharks.

So we’re making the Idiots Guide to Useful Idiots, a UI dictionary that helps listeners (and ourselves) decipher the nonsensical lingo.

What terms can you think of that should be added to the guide?