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gadflybytes's avatar

Followed closely by Adam Schiff

Kermudjin's avatar

The Wicked Witch of the West!

Undoubtedly.

Kermudjin's avatar

But Schiff is just her flying monkey!

Kermudjin's avatar

Schumer… Tin Man.

McConnell… Cowardly Lion.

Josh “if I only had a brain” Hawley.

And I suppose Kamala is poor bewildered Dorothy at the moment she realizes she’s not in Kansas anymore.

Lori Benjamin's avatar

Yes, it changes, but she's definitely at the top right now because of her idiotic, ego-drivenm, war mongering trip to Taiwan.

Mandi!'s avatar

Don’t forget her husband’s insider trading.

Kermudjin's avatar

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

“There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."

"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can."

~Samuel Clemens

Moe Strausberg's avatar

There are more than 6000 documents in the Twain Collection and it costs 40 bucks an hour to research. I personally believe Twain to be the greatest historian in history. I am not an aristocrat or a priest or a scribe. twain saw through the eyes of a riverboat captain writing a diary like the first English novelist Daniel Defoe. The international man of mystery the original James Bond. Defoe created our Man Friday.

Want to understand slavery, read Defoe. He wrote Robinson Crusoe so Swift could write Gulliver's Travels while Vilnius gave birth to the Enlightenment.

Twain is alleged to have said

Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or imbeciles who really mean it.

gadflybytes's avatar

Whether he said it or not, it is a question that has puzzled me most of my life.

Moe Strausberg's avatar

Some academic said there is no record of Twain saying such a thing and I said I failed elementary school. I know Twain kept diaries and journals and wrote every day but he made a fortune as a public speaker, raconteur and comedian and there were no tape machines only scribes in attendance.

Curt Klebaum's avatar

Thank you for reminding us! Plus ça change.....

Moe Strausberg's avatar

The wisdom of king's has always been the subject of literature.

Twain was the best but Diogenes didn't have a pen and Socrates was more or less a Platonic creation.

As Newton said and Milton and Locke concurred. We are standing on the shoulders of giants. Darwin took two centuries to explain the biological significance.

Colorado People's News's avatar

Can fleas jump for money?

Asking for a friend.

Richard Nordin's avatar

Matt Gaetz Josh Hawley, Boebert, the entire Squad, Adam Schiff and the looney leadership on both sides that leverages their antics

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Jim Johanson's avatar

Self serving, spineless twit, always ready to chase a stationary ambulance. Advocating revolution while sipping Apirol spritzes.

Jerry McLauchlin's avatar

I think you have Senator Hawley mixed up with someone else. He’s a complete opposite of what you described.

Laura Berben's avatar

Asking that question is cringeworthy.

anita dutt's avatar

Was he the lone vote against adding Finland to NATO? Probably the only good thing he's done and who knows why.

Moe Strausberg's avatar

Possibly because Finland or Norway are the most fully democratic countries in the world. There are 21 Full Democracies in the World and the USA is not on the list.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Index

anita dutt's avatar

Well they'll lose some of their people's wealth when they start paying for NATO military requirements. Actually, it was Finland and Sweden.

Moe Strausberg's avatar

I know it was Sweden and Finland. It was Canada and Lithuania as well. Norway is the world's leading Democracy or at it is most often number one but that is all perspective. Americans think their Flawed Democracy is really democratic when it has always been an oligarchy metaphysically speaking.

It has been an Empire for almost a century and you can't be both an Empire and a Full Democracy at the same time.

Sweden and Finland were chosen to lead NATO not follow your insanity.

I know this because that is what we talk about in CANADA. We are the conspiracy against US Imperialism. We are the colony America was in 1776.

John Ralston Saul is our Benjamin Franklin and JP is our Benedict Arnold. He was born in Fascist AntiSemitic Alberta under the same government as Ted Cruz. Social Credit was antiSemitic when Major Clifford Douglas established Social Credit as a antiSemitic Christionist hate mongering economic ands social philosophy. The Prime Ministers of Alberta for 35 years were radio evangelist hate mongers. They say I am autistic and can imagine strange exotic worlds but it is the truth.

Social Credit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_credit

Social Credit in Alberta

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberta_Social_Credit_Party

Even I on my best day I couldn't make this up.

Confused Columbo's avatar

while there are so many good choices, from the perpetually face-punchable Cruz to that despicable phony Pelosi, the spotlight of collective contempt should shine most brightly on McConnell, who is not only an evil son of a bitch, but so morally depraved that he delights in his own evilness.

Garrett's avatar

Recency bias strongly at play here given that you have to dig to find Mitch. He may be out of fashion these days but come on, he’s still got the championship belt

Zach Miller's avatar

Mitch, very closely followed by Nancy. Ted is too stupid to despise, Mitch and Nancy are actually cunning and evil in a special kind of way.

Matt330's avatar

Correction, Nancy used to be cunning. She has really been slipping these days.

Jerry McLauchlin's avatar

I agree 95%. I don’t think Cruz is stupid at all. He knows the constitution better than most. He may sound stupid but I assure you he’s very intelligent.

Methew's avatar

Fuck em all to the dirt

MS's avatar

Adam Schiff, followed by Nancy Pelosi.

Joseph Nelson's avatar

As a Texan I have to choose Cancun Cruz.

ChesterView's avatar

Schiff, but Lyndsey Graham is a close second.

John's avatar

Don't forget Eric Swalwell .

Zinc's avatar

That's an easy one, Nancy Pelosi. Arrogant and clueless, just what you would want as a Congress person. Adam Schiff is high on the list as well.

Dave Crow's avatar

Each and every goddamned one of them. Narcissists. Sociopaths. Thieves.

Ann's avatar

All of them! They all become corrupted pretty quickly if they weren’t b4 entering elected office.

mcelroyj's avatar

It's like the academy awards for whores. Not sure there is enough time to really de-vein the animus towards this group of sleaze. So, I'll just make a list and associate that list with their brand of bullshit.

Top 10 Whores & Their Specialization

1. Joe Manchin & Kristin Senema --- withholding pleasure (Dom) and giving in (Sub)

2. Nancy Pelosi --- dairy industry sponsored spousal Sharting (Got Ice Cream?)

3. Ted Cruz --- micropenis fellatio

4. Lindsay Graham ---- Trafficking in Ukrainian Midget Porn

5. Mitch McConnell ---- Beastiality (Turtles)

6. Adam Schiff ----- Urinalysis, Pee Tapes, & Clandestine Russian urea, urinals (Urals)

7. Liz & Dick Cheney ---- Political Obsession Wincest (POW's)

8. James Clyburn ----- Cuckholding

9. Susan Collins ------ Anal Insemination

10. Tom Cotton ------ Missionary with a Little Bo Peep Costume

11. AOC ----- Always be selling out (Pimping progressives for individual glory)

*** Not sure how anyone could pick just one

mcelroyj's avatar

I'd like to thank the academy (military industrial complex, intelligence agencies, and our corporate benefactors) for allowing me the opportunity to cheat hard working Americans. This academy award is for all the big people.