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Sep 14, 2022Liked by Matt Wilson

Adam Schiff'ed his pants again.

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Kamala careless

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Perjury Traitor Greene (not mine but great)

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Kamikaze Harris

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Adam "Schiff" for brains.

Kyrsten "Scary" Sinema

A conversation overheard:

"Hey, Nancy. The Joker called. He wants his make-up back."

For Katie: Senator St. Bernard Sanders

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Shame on you for taking advantage of an intellectually challenged old codger who is short time and long on puns. I can't remember names but remember personalities.

There is only one Judas Iscariot. He is the junior Senator from Texas.

There is John Cotton Mather Roberts.

There is Jamie Doctor of Law Raskin.

Amy the Silly Kobuchar.

Laser gun Green

Ronald Snake oil Reagan and his list is a page long

Donald the Ace of Trumps

Michael Faust Cohen

Jeff the computer Bezos

Elon the Space Cadet Musk

Steve the Nazi Miller

Bernie Don Quixote Sanders

Gregg twinkle toes Abbott do you think that is a little cruel just a little?

Cordelia Princess of Lear

Mitch anything for a buck McConnell

Prince Louis of Gomerville Jim Neybors played Louis very well he was a brilliant comedian and made Louis very loveable.

TBC

I 've run out of time

but there is Roger the stoned

Chuck the Wisest man of Chelm Shumir

and many more to come and look forward too or not.

look for Memphrie and avoid reading

Steve The Prince Bannon and so many more for whom simple words are never enough.

like Vlod Lord of the Flies Putin.

and James the wolf in sheep's clothing Clyburn

I hold Vlodymyr Zelensky in the highest esteem. I call him the Messiah.

I grew up where Kamala grew up and went to the same schools I call her the Oscar nominee for best Actor in a supporting role. It is hard when your a genius to play Cliff Robertson's Charly before the operation.

Kevin McCarthy is the Useful Idiot's Useful Idiot a role abandoned by John Boner and a useless idiot from Wisconsin.

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How about Biden His Time, Lauren Bobblehead, Matt Gaetz What He Wants, Joe Mansion, or Cori Ambush? Or Kamala Clueless, Kyrsten Cinema, Andrew Cuomo Estas, Sen. Amy Will Club You Far, Alexandria Occasionally Has a Cerebral Cortex?

And thank you, Katie Helper, for your wit and intelligence and righteousness!

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Governor Gavin Noisome of California.

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Nancy bela lugosi

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Ron Piss-Pantis

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Sirota can't look up inside of a building or down on top of a roof.

I asked David Sirota's wife, Emily Sirota unRepresentative of Colorado House District 9 why she refused to insulate government and corporate buildings.

Her reply, "There isn't enough money to insulate schools."

You'd expect that out of a Republicans SUCK segment, not from a #BlueMafia fauxgressive like Emily Sirota.

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I hope all these politicians get sucked into suuuuuper complicated swirly Wirly heavy machinery

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I forgot to add: Ro "Con" na.

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Necks McConnell

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I just awakened from a Late Summer's afternoon dream and have a second. What an assignment. In Alaska you have Sarah My Name is Suzy Creamcheese Palin and the Late Don meet me in the lobby Young. In Maine you have Chock full of Nuts Lepage and Susan it is Fun in Wonderland Teaparty Collins and in Florida you have Senator Marco Soggy Cuban Sandwich Rubio and I take bourbon in my Morning Joe Scarborough along with the entire cast Peter Pan and Captain Ron the Don DeSantis Hook and oy oy oy in Iowa you have Senator injustice seeking don't puke on the lawn upchuck Grassley and Senator Real Men Castrate Hogs Ernst. We aren't even close to Southern California.

I am afraid to lie down.

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I submit that even though he wasn't elected he did rule over the nation for over two years and counting.

That would be Dr. Ouchie

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